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I was named Old after my grandfather, and I was called Gator after Old. I fought in the revolution and was awarded the crossed billy clubs for the Battle of Chicago in 1968 and the Cannister Cluster for DuPont Plaza in 1969. I moved to Macondo when Nixon was elected in order to live like a king on my welfare checks, and now am a spin doctor for Hugo Chavez. I like pina coladas and Canadian belly dancers. My children are just now losing their gills and emerging onto land. Soon I'll have to send them to college. Damn.

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